Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

黄(🍉)河晋陕大峡谷的(👓)壮阔背(bèi )景中(zhōng )，邵(🚓)兵(bīng )姜武(wǔ )分饰(🐦)(shì )一对警察大盗，江(🤵)湖恩(🏐)怨(yuàn )从20年(niá(⛅)n )前计(🌒)(jì )起，又(yòu )因(👌)故(gù )人(🚖)之女再度重(🌷)逢。当(🖍)年的枪声(shē(🛐)ng )改变(biàn )了众(zhòng )人的(🦖)命运(🐪)，这一次追捕像(xià(🔲)ng )轮回中的一场重(chó(🌠)ng )逢，“有(😽)生以来，侠(xiá(😙) )路相(📰)逢，终不(bú )能幸免”。尘(💚)封(fēng )的秘(mì(🦑) )密被(🔴)不断牵出，往(🐝)事的波(⏲)澜再(zài )次起(🚶)(qǐ )伏(🏑)。巨(jù )石壁(bì )立，黄(🏌)河奔流，所见证的罪(🏦)恶与惩(chéng )罚、英(🏝)勇与(yǔ )荣誉(yù )，是(shì(🐹) )一段(🔷)荡气回肠、(🔆)感慨(🗒)唏嘘(xū )的英(🈯)(yīng )雄故(🈹)(gù )事，也(yě )是(🤚)一(yī(🔨) )段惊心动魄(🚫)的黄河边的残酷青(🌑)(qīng )春(🛶)......

栗(lì )子致(zhì )力于(🌏)研究记(jì )忆交换技(🔜)术，男(😗)友钟瀚非常(⛽)支(zhī(🆖) )持。科学家白堂武秘(🚟)(mì )密研究克(🔇)隆人(💝)(rén )，却只能搞(🎯)出没(mé(🚻)i )有灵(líng )魂的(➗)空壳(💣)，他意(yì )识到记忆(📉)交换(huàn )技术(shù )是他(🔦)最(zuì )需要(yào )的。但(🍝)栗子不愿与白堂武(🌕)合作(🥞)。白(bái )堂武(wǔ(🧡) )将钟(🎨)瀚(hàn )变成(ché(✳)ng )“白痴”骗(🔦)栗子帮钟瀚(🥣)恢复(🌓)情(qíng )感。钟瀚(🏇)(hàn )突然成(chéng )了绑(bǎ(⛪)ng )架反(🚽)克隆人专家刘大(😝)明的嫌疑(yí )犯。栗子(⚾)试图(👬)帮钟瀚(hàn )洗(😉)冤，竟(🚘)在自(zì )家发现刘大(🦈)明尸(shī )体。白(🐴)堂武(🍉)提出克隆(ló(🆙)ng )刘大明(🔔)并植入(rù )记(🗻)忆。栗(🔵)子勉强(qiáng )答应(yī(👎)ng )。栗子潜入白堂武实(🏟)验室发现(xiàn )：真(🕎)(zhēn )正的钟(zhōng )瀚已(yǐ(🎐) )死，现(💌)在的钟瀚是(🔀)白堂(🛤)武的克隆人(💜)(rén )。白(bá(🥟)i )堂武利(lì )用(🔯)记(jì(🏄) )忆交换技术(🥠)批量生产克隆人杀(⏬)(shā )手(🥠)。栗子(zǐ )和钟瀚(hà(🥕)n )一起(qǐ )捣毁白堂武(💯)实验(👼)室。两人逃亡(🍜)(wáng )之(🐽)际(jì )，钟瀚却将自己(👳)(jǐ )锁在里面(🧥)，随(suí(🐥) )实验室一起(🏏)毁灭(miè(🍬) )。数(shù )周后栗(🍶)子发(📜)现自(zì )己怀上钟(🎏)瀚的(de )孩子，这让她坚(👉)(jiān )强地(dì )面对未(🧖)来。

技术宅男马小明(🌅)暗(à(🚻)n )恋小(xiǎo )模特(🏺)沙(shā(🌌) )莎，一次(cì )意(🤐)外他与(👣)流浪狗豆丁(🥃)互换(🥘)了身(shēn )体，从(⏮)此进(jìn )入了(le )沙莎的(🌮)生活(🕑)，在人与狗互换的(🌎)(de )过程(chéng )中，彼此增(zē(🦔)ng )进了(🏀)(le )了解，建立了(💴)信任(🦐)与依赖，最(zuì )终捕(bǔ(🆗) )获了女孩的(👭)芳心(🚺)(xīn )。

阿呆和阿(🏌)瓜(guā )是(🤽)一对非常要(🐾)好(hǎ(👰)o )的朋(péng )友，他(💺)们觉得凭(píng )借自己的力(🥍)量(liàng )可以修理一(🌺)切，有麻(má )烦发生时(🛂)，只要(😿)开动脑筋，利(🕕)(lì )用(🤠)手(shǒu )边的工(gōng )具都(💲)(dōu )可以(yǐ )搞(😇)定。人(♐)们总会被他(🕛)们的“错(cuò )误”行为逗(⏯)(dòu )笑(🎆)，觉得他们有点笨(🦄)，大部分时间(jiān )会把(🏉)(bǎ )事(👟)情(qíng )搞的更(❤)(gèng )糟，但是呆瓜兄弟总能(🏕)自己做的事(🥓)(shì )情(🦖)中(zhōng )找到“自(🍱)己的路(⛸)(lù )”，并对自己(📇)(jǐ )努(🤱)力之后的结(🏵)果(guǒ )感到(dào )满意。因为他(🍬)们(men )坚信一句话“伟(🍱)大的创造在最(zuì )开(🎯)始(shǐ(⏸) )的时候也不(🕕)是完(🚃)美的，关键的(de )是开(kā(🎟)i )始的勇(yǒng )气(🐰)”。

影(yǐ(🦉)ng )片讲述了两(🤫)个珠宝设计师被秘(🐌)(mì )密(👪)组(zǔ )织挑选(xuǎn )为(🕔)实(shí )验对象，在对抗(👼)过程中而发生(shē(🆙)ng )一系(xì )列精(jīng )彩的故(gù(💪) )事。年轻有为(🖋)的珠(🖍)宝设计师李(🖌)清晨(ché(♓)n )在一(yī )次公(⛵)司季(🗃)度珠宝(bǎo )设(🌠)计中遇上海(hǎi )归设计师(🐜)刘曼妮(nī )，一(yī )个(😋)是典型的大男(nán )子(🆓)主义(💭)，一个(gè )是霸(📦)道的(💖)女权主(zhǔ )义者(zhě )，火(🔒)花四溅针锋(📿)相对(🗯)的两人在(zà(💉)i )一次(cì )绑架案(àn )后(🏣)被(bè(👫)i )命运(yùn )紧密地联(🃏)系在一起。面对一系(🕯)(xì )列的(de )身体变(bià(💗)n )异，和黑衣人组织头目“托(🏮)尼”接(jiē )二连(💾)(lián )三(🎲)的(de )夺命追(zhuī(🐄) )杀，李清(🌊)晨和刘曼妮(➡)这对(🤑)欢喜冤家(jiā(🔼) )在逃(táo )亡的过程中逐渐(🌰)(jiàn )开始变得彼此(🔌)(cǐ )信任，而两人也(yě(🤣) )联手(⌛)(shǒu )揭开了一(✡)段不(🏈)为(wéi )人知的惊天大(🐘)(dà )阴谋。

又到(🚶)了年(🧜)(nián )末，阿呆和(🛄)阿瓜像所有人一样(🔭)，开(kā(🏚)i )始为(wéi )圣诞节(jiē(⛰) )及新(xīn )年PARTY做(zuò )准备(😓)，但是，作为这个世(🕓)界上(shàng )动手(shǒu )能力最(zuì(🗑) )强的(de )小发明(🚒)家，怎(🏣)么能跟普通(🍺)人一(yī(🍸) )样来(lái )装扮(❄)(bàn )自(🕷)己的院子(zǐ(📫) )和房子呢？于是，两个好(➡)朋友(yǒu )开动(dòng )脑(🧣)筋，对自己的(de )家展开(🛠)了不(📴)一(yī )样的改(👀)造，当(📺)然(rán )，他(tā )们也没有(🐝)忘记帮(bāng )自(🥙)己的(🈁)好朋友(yǒu )选(🐴)一(yī )件“最好的(de )礼物(🖲)(wù )”。

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

When a couple visits a remote cabin and cross paths with a compulsive liar, their vacation takes a dramatic turn for the worse.